Well its been quiet the year for SBR already, and the fail boat has barely left port. So far the damages are 3 blown motors, 2 fips, countless angry people, and one very dead cow(don't ask). On a very slight more positive note, we have 1 win, several interview mentions, 10 times as many fans and an all new apparel line.

Brandon Tompson(yes I am getting so ever close to spelling his name right) has been carrying the SBR banner like a champ, getting more wins and blowing up more motors than you can shake a stick at. He also settled his law suit with the dead hooker(if the glove don't fit, acquit). "Well ya know Charley built a great motor behind the crack shed, and it even lasted longer than Reed's relationship average, said Tomson. I even almost took Charlie out on the 1st lap of a heat race, cause ya know I'm so fast".

Charlie The Butcher Butcher(?) has had an interesting rookie season, finally making mains from time to time and fighting them bitches who try to be hatin. "Well ya know we got a good car in the heats, and then come main event time, we be ready for fighting, said butcher.

Reed has had an up and down season this year. "well this years quad hasn't been good this year, but we will be trying a new shock package soon so we can hope the season will turn around", quoted Reeder.

Justin Kierce has the teams best average so far, finishing 0.0000000000% of the main events he's entered, and pissed of more people than Rush Limbaugh. "I just raced with my heart(kisses the sky), and thought about how ridiculously good look(looks in mirror)ing I am, said Kierce.

OMG, I am soooooooooooooo LMAO right now.....