Skittle Brow Racing Inc. had its most sucsessfull weekend since we won the Worls series in 1912(yes, we did that, don't worry about it). Absolutely no one associated with SBR died on that night, however Brandon(the originator of the swine flu) has posibly infected the entire team minus Justin and Steve, because Justin is an odd boy and for some reason doesn't get sick, and SC is god himself, therefore he may not be killed.

Charlie is currently in the Critical care ward dying slowly and wishing death upon his family and friends so that he may live to see another day." I'm dieing man!" quoted Butcher. his last attempted at survival is to take an ice cold Skittle Brow in hopes it may save him, or kill him, defiantly one or the other. Charlie had his best run of the year this week in Bakersfield and finally got his rookie contender, so he'll have to find something new to bitch about after this week, if he survives that is.

Brandon Boo brought the heat like a 80 year old man after taco night on the ride up there, causing Reed to permanently seal his nose forever, which was a wise move. He came from Narnia to get a 10th place finish, and is ever nearing a battle royal with SC in the Thunderdome(more details to come soon). Well I gave(cough cough) a hundred and 10(coughhhhhh!)0% this week, and even with(cough cough) the black lung, take that!" said Tompson.

Reed piloting HORSE WITH NO NAME to an amazing no position but cowboyd it up on the Grapevine by hauling the mail and not getting pulled over, which is good since we would have all gone immediately to death row due to the mass grave in the bed of the truck and the mass amounts of SB in the truck. "I had a good truck for this week!" Said the Bro. "I kept it!"

Justin must have sold his soul for the good run he had this week by winning the heat race(head to the bomb shelter) and battling for a top 10 in the main before the JB weld in the rear end failed. Due to the choice of words used after his main, we cannot air his quote.

The SBR Boys will return this Saturday for another epic race
Tunnel snakes we're out of here